January 24, 2011

January 22, 2011

Thoughts


I think that fishes are above all metaphysical consideration.

NIP / TUCK it's really crappy


We're going to perform a vaginal reconstruction using the remains of your stillborn baby.

January 21, 2011

ARGGHH!


I almost kicked the bucket 
Lying in wait with bloodshot eyes, it was chasing me. 

January 11, 2011

This morning...


MY HANDSOMENESS KILLED ME.